My name is Jennifer.

I have a husband, four boy children (8, 7, 3, 3) and three girl cats.  After the first two boys, we tried for a girl.  (Ha ha ha!  Ha!)  Even funnier?  People ask me if we are going to try again! 

We live in Maryland.

I am in my mid to later twenties, I will let you know if and when I decide I am ready to be thirty.

My skin can be oily and flaky at the same time. (How?)

My hair is not wavy enough to be wavy, or straight enough to be straight.  (Yes, between my skin and my hair I sometimes resemble a science project.)

I have 14,000 pounds of craft supplies.  I love to paint, sew, embroider, make jewelery, draw, and crochet, to name a few.  I have not actually completed a project in about, I don’t know, three and a half years.

(One of these days!)

I am very messy and disorganized.  I own approximately 27 books on cleaning/organization.

(One of these days!)  (Maybe.)

I love sugar and carbohydrates far, far too much.

Biggest shock of life so far- two blobs on the ultrasound.  (In fact, I still haven’t recovered.)

I get cranky on a regular basis, probably because I need a lot of sleep.  That I do not get.  Although if I’m lucky sometimes the twins will “sleep in” to 5:45 am.  (That last sentence made me feel like weeping.) 

I enjoy writing, but am terrified by the thought of unknown grammatical errors.  If one glares at you, feel free to share.  Write to contactpinkparachute@gmail.com and say “Yo, beetch- you’re a moron.”  I promise to take no offense.

You can also use that email address to sent me a lucrative book offer.  Not that I have anything to write about, or any time to write it.  Maybe you should just mail me the money.

Thank you for reading this!  You are either a really nice person with excellent taste, or you desperately need a hobby.  (We will go with the former.)