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We are driving down the road, listening to the radio.

Michael:  Did the radio guy just say “crap”?  (Yes, he did.)

Mommy:  (Feigning ignorance) Oh, um, I’m not sure.  I wasn’t paying attention. 

Michael:  Because that’s a curse word, isn’t it Mommy.

Mommy:  (Wanting neither to lie, nor disabuse him of that notion) Mm um hmmm.

Michael:  And curse words are illegal, aren’t they Mommy.

Mommy:  (Making up my mind, and throwing myself in to the fires of hell) Yes, Michael, you are absolutely correct.  Very illegal.  Anyone who curses must march straight off to jail.  So don’t ever do it.

 

 

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May 30, 2008. Uncategorized.

One Comment

  1. Jill replied:

    I’m pretty sure you have an obsession with parathenses. On an unrelated note, are you aware I called you 7 times in the past 3 days? You are impossible to reach, woman!

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